Men

I was having a conversation with my roommates the other day and Meagan mentioned something to me that I found extremely amusing. We've been taught our entire lives that when a woman gets pregnant, it's the sperm that is strong and resilient and finds the egg waiting patiently so the sperm can penetrate it. This is ACTUALLY not true. The sperm, are running away. The egg has some kind of sticky surfactant that catches the sperm. But the sperm don't want to be caught. They fight. I thought this was funny. It's just like a man. I just imagine the sperm screaming, "NOOOOO YOU CAN'T CATCH ME! I DON'T WANT A COMMITMENT, JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE! STAY AWAY!"