Thursday, February 10, 2011

Anatomy Pick Up Lines

I am such an anatomy nerd. So Erin and I and Angela were discussing nerdy turn-ons and here's what we've got so far (and I stole a couple from online):

- Palpate me more baby.

- I want to be the atlas to your axis and pivot on your dens

- I want to fuse like intercranial sutures

- You pump my heart like epinephrine

- I want you to be the femoral head to my acetabulum

- If you touch my gracilis I will say 'gracias'

- I'll make your orbicularis oris say "OHHH"

- If I was endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?

- If my right leg is the cell wall, and my left leg is the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

- My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

- If I were a Schwann cell I would squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential

- How about we palpate our anterior superior iliac spines together

- You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?

- Whenever I am near you I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away

- My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby I want you!

- Baby, I want to be your neuromuscular junction so I can stimulate your action potential

- My adductor isn't all that's longus

Got any others fellow anatomy nerds? :)


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  2. Are you my sinoatrial node because you send electric pulses through my heart

    Are you my sympathetic nerves because you increase my heart rate