I am such an anatomy nerd. So Erin and I and Angela were discussing nerdy turn-ons and here's what we've got so far (and I stole a couple from online):
- Palpate me more baby.
- I want to be the atlas to your axis and pivot on your dens
- I want to fuse like intercranial sutures
- You pump my heart like epinephrine
- I want you to be the femoral head to my acetabulum
- If you touch my gracilis I will say 'gracias'
- I'll make your orbicularis oris say "OHHH"
- If I was endoplasmic reticulum, would you want me smooth or rough?
- If my right leg is the cell wall, and my left leg is the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
- My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you
- If I were a Schwann cell I would squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential
- How about we palpate our anterior superior iliac spines together
- You have 206 bones in your body, want one more?
- Whenever I am near you I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away
- My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby I want you!
- Baby, I want to be your neuromuscular junction so I can stimulate your action potential
- My adductor isn't all that's longus
Got any others fellow anatomy nerds? :)